awkward and/or inappropriate/disgusting things my friends say

1. We were talking about showing good behavior in the hallways, because our school really has a problem with that, and then Chris, who says ridiculous things constantly, said

"Ms. Steger, someone drew a picture of a penis above my locker and it won't come off."

2. Teska, out of the blue when we're on the bleachers in the gym

"SPOILED BREASTMILK!"

3. Teska, in the same situation as above, the next day

"EXPIRED SPERM!"

4. Just sitting in the cafeteria, someone says something about pregnancy, then Cassidy said

"Gordan, you're pregnant?!"

5. "CASSIDY, MACK GOT MAD AT ME AND SHE'S TRYING TO CUT MY BUTT OFF!" - me

6. We were walking and Frances looked really sad. Tj kept asking her what was wrong, and she didn't say anything. I told him that it might be because he's a boy and he doesn't understand. Then he said really loud

"FRANCES, ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD?" [by the way, she said no]

7. We were talking about how boys should be glad that they don't have to deal with Aunt Flo's monthly visits and all the pain involved. Tj said

"So you're saying it doesn't hurt when guys get kicked in the balls? Well girls just don't understand. You all just have... like, a uteral or something."

8. One of my best friends (I'm not going to say who it is, in case someone who goes to my school reads this.) and I were walking to the buses together and he told me to grab his arm so he can pretend he's being held against his will and walk back with him to get another friend. I think he just likes us almost holding hands, but anyways, we were walking back, and another one of my best friends, Katie, (who knows that my other best friend and I like each other) saw us and said

"Is there something going on between you two now?"

He looked really embarrassed and quickly said "No" :)

9. Tori and I hugged each other several times when we were sitting in the gym with everyone, where we have to wait before school starts if we get there early. Amanda, who was sitting behind us, said

"Were y'all making out?"

"No...?"

"Well it looked like you were." She cracked up, and so did Leland and us, too.

10. Tori and Tj were fighting over me in the gym. Tori was hugging me, and Tj said

"Give it back! It's mine!"

"...it?" Then he just started laughing.

i love my friends. dearly.

and if something doesn't happen soon, regarding the certain best friend, well, i'll make something happen. okay, that sounded creepy. but you get what i mean, right?